Kelly Rowland Got Married Today- No Queen B Invite?

Tim Witherspoon is the luckiest man alive if Jay Z holds his breath.  We have official confirmation that Kelly Rowland wed in an intimate ceremony celebrating with family and friends.  Insiders couldn’t ignore the fact that Beyonce was noticeably absent.  It was like a huge pink elephant in the church break room.  They’re ‘sisters’ right?  No one from the Knowles clan was there, and guest were hotter than fish grease!  It’s the only reason they showed up!

If you had a super successful sister, voted Most Beautiful Woman In The World, who had curves like Nicki Minaj, but shook her ass like Tina Turner– would you invite that HO to your wedding?

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