As much as we hated Kim Kardashian’s nasty booty selfie, we cannot remove the horribly delicious sight from our memory. Kris Jenner wants us to really believe that she’s separated from Bruce Jenner. Kourtney ‘boring’ Kardashian tries hard to convince us that she’s unlike her poochie popping sisters.
Khloe Kardashian almost had us fooled too. The cheating, drug scandal headlines promoted in the tabloids against her (bench warming) NBA husband, Lamar Odom, was just a ruse to get us hard as a brick for the new season of Khloe& Lamar.
Hating news outlets claim that the Kardashian empire is crumbling under Kris Jenner’s alleged alcoholism, Bruce’s alleged obsession with dressing like a woman, and Kim’s dismal marriageability rate.
Khlomar’s persona is tainted with Lamar’s rock smoking cheating rumors, but the streets are whispering. Sources claim Lamar Odom, and Khloe Kardashian are secretly filming an all new season of Khloe& Lamar!
Since Kim looks more confident posting ass shot selfies, than she does mothering North West, Hollywood’s executives forced the first family, to keep their flame going by feeding the press outrageousness. Think about it. It worked for Miley Cyrus.
Lamar Odom may be smoking rocks. Khloe Kardashian may be built like an 18- wheeler. North West may not even be Yeezus baby, but we aren’t that stupid. Headlines threaten divorce, but Khloe Kardashian has never stopped wearing her ring. The Kardashians are about their paper.
Should we be duped by divorce rumors? Is Khloe- Hoee just creating drama for her new show?