Khloe Kardashian Divorces Lamar Odom! Rebound Romance With The Game

Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband.  It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom.  Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers.  To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off.

 What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else.  Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1).  They claim they’re just friends, but The Game’s fiance, Tiffney Cambridge, better watch Khloe.  They’ve been photographed together several times amidst Lamar’s cheating and drug use.  Khloe is related to Kris Jenner.  Kris is the one who sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape in the first place.  Should we go any further?

Exclusive video hit the internet showing poor Khloe getting bombarded my hater’s insults.  The Game rushed  to the rescue, “Put your cameras down, or there’s gonna be 7 broke cameras! You thought Kanye was a problem? I’m a REAL problem!”

 Did he subliminally suggest that Kanye West is a wussy?  

The Game needs to stop pretending to give a damn about Khloe.  He loves attention, and is only partying with Khloe because he knows paparazzi follow her everywhere.  More so, why is The Game sporting that smedium t-shirt at Tru nightclub, instead of nurturing his family, and future wife?

 Are Khloe and The Game just friends?  Or is The Game an opportunist plotting to smash that hairy million dollar kitten to smithereens?