Khloe Kardashian’s Husband Desperate For Divorce? Drug Accusations Against Lamar Odom Distract Us From North West!

As Khloe Kardashian continues to hang on to her crack ‘rock’ star husband, Lamar Odom, dirt just continues to build against the infamous Kardashian family.  Lamar was caught cheating on Khloe, and his life has been a living hell every since.  Kris Jenner released fury from her failed talk show. “Working with Kris was absolutely unbearable,” a Kris production staff member told RadarOnline“She would show up on set hung over and demand her beauty team to fix her up and make her look stunning.”
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are parading around our social networks, but we honestly don’t care.  We’re trying to figure out, where Lamar Odom is, and what’s up with North West?  Ok, so Lamar Odom is struggling with a dope habit, but who isn’t?  You’d definitely have to be on something to relax around endless reality cameras if you were a Kardashian too.  Lammy is not a bad guy, and Kris Jenner just needs to mind her own freaking business.

Lee Jenkins explained Lamar Odom best in  a 2009 Sports Illustrated, right before he made a deal with the devil and married Khloe Kardashian.

“The happiest Laker is one whose father was addicted to heroin; whose mother died of colon cancer when he was 12; who attended three high schools; had his first college scholarship revoked before the fall of his freshman year; became a subject of three college investigations; declared for the NBA draft; tried unsuccessfully to pull out of the draft; was picked by arguably the worst franchise in sports; violated the league’s antidrug policy twice within eight months; and, after finally getting his life together, went home to New York City for an aunt’s funeral and wound up burying his 6 1/2-month-old son, Jayden, then getting robbed at gunpoint.”

Reports mistakenly claimed Lamar checked into rehab,but now he’s disappeared again.  He is likely trying to get that one last hit- geeking, and tweeking.  We are certain that he’s hiding out from Khloe, because she keeps snitching his exact whereabouts to paps.  Kris Jenner is drunk and greedy, and released her media hounds on the vulnerable NBA star.  Aren’t you desperate for Odom to write a tell all book?   “He’s deeply depressed and angry. He wants revenge. If Lamar turns on the family, he could get paid a lot of money – the advance alone would be $5 million” claims a source to In Touch Magazine.  We’ve always wanted to know the truth about Khloe’s real dad, but the book may include Kim Kardashian’s thoughts on Kanye West like “how he smells bad in bed and how she’s not attracted to him.”  Kanye West looks like he stinks, and we told you long ago that Kim didn’t genuinely like him.  He just played ‘Captain Save-a-Hoe’. 
Speaking of Kimye, why are we picking on poor Lamar, when Kim is the one hiding out with Nori.  What is she hiding?  Hasn’t she liposuctioned enough weight away already?  This Khlomar bull can only distract us for so long.  We demand to see more of North West, before her first nose job.  Even when Lamar is sober he won’t be a helluva ball player.  Is Lamar Odom’s side hoes, dope habits, and race towards divorce, just a diversion from North West’s real father?  As long as Kim hides North, the media won’t speculate, or slam Kanye West for being a dumb ass.  What do you think?
Will they eventually divorce?  Or are they just gearing up for a new season of Khloe& Lamar?