Khloe & Lamar Reunite – Season 3

Hollywood (Weird) Times told yall about Khloe & Lamar Season 3 before Khloe filed for divorce.  Amber Rose told us about Kimye back in the Reggie Bush days.  We didn’t believe her either.


Lamar Odom has exhausted headlines recently with his Bobby Brown-ish ways, ashy lips, and sleeping around on his reality mogul, wilder beast, Khloe Kardashian. Now that we understand Kris Jenner’s sick obsession with fame and money, we’d like to make a very public service announcement. Gather your insecurities, and plastic surgery desires while you continue watching Keeping Up With Kardashians. Quit your day jobs, dump school, get in the gym, get Botoxed, and suck, and swallow the talent of a dumb crack rock smoking NBA player – time for the new season of Khloe & Lamar.

Suddenly it’s all beginning to make sense. Khloe has finally abused the ‘How I Lost 20Pounds in 2 Weeks’ headline. We’re tired of the yoyo dieting, fat then ‘Best Bikini’ Body Ever’ magazine covers of the oddball Kardashian sister. Khloe never got pregnant. To promote the less popular, and weakest spinoff, Khloe & Lamar , Kris ‘flunky talk show’ Jenner, made Odom the object of tabloid fodder.

Insiders claim Lamar cheated on badly built Khloe with Jennifer Richardson andPolina Polonsky amongst many others. He’s also accused of abusing prescription drugs, cocaine, and junkie vaginas. His recent DUI arrest, refusal to admit himself to rehab, and taped confessions from his dope dealer, dampen his chances of an NBA contract.

Will Khlomar’s show continue being uninteresting even with the amplified media coverage of their personal lives? Have the tabloid stories refreshed your enthusiasm about the showmance ? Will the new season expose Lamar’s dope fiend ways? Is it enough to distract us from the fake picture of North West? Sure, some say the couple pulled the plug on Khloe & Lamar, but you’d see a UFO smoking a cigarette on the beach in Malibu before you’d see a Kardashian without a camera.