Put 4 black cats in a Halloween sack, and drop it off in the wilderness. Thanks to bad attitudes, over drinking, plastic surgery, and too much good living- Khloe Kardashian is suddenly the prettiest.
Kris Jenner allegedly drinks wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fans speculate that her vodka breath got her show cancelled. Kourtney Kardashian is still cute, but the vegan food she eats may be aging her prematurely. Either that, or Scott Disick snuck and got Botox (he looks great).
Kim Kardashian is still a bad beeyotch. What bothers us is that orange tan, smothered by the ashy makeup. Kim Kardashian is accused of being talentless. According to Kanye West, “being beautiful is a talent”. We just pray that Kim stops mixing all the tanning options, and interracial makeup she can afford. Somebody please fix her face?
Headlines and haters slammed Khloe ‘Hoe-eee’ Kardashian for remaining married to Lamar Odom’s rock smoking cheating ass. She reacted by letting one of his homies hit that hairy million dollar cootchie, according to Hollyweird’s streets.
Kim is cold. On one episode,she sent Khloe a BBM text calling her “an evil, ugly little troll.”
“[She said] I’m spiteful, I’m jealous of her life,” Khloe said. “It’s crazy that she thinks that way, but also sad.”
Is it us, or is Khloe looking healthier, more natural, and more confident than her sisters and scandalous mother? Has all the stress from her crummy marriage, propelled Khloe to the ultimate woman? Khloe is everybody’s favorite, and the only married sister. Does Khloe Kardashian look the same, and the other girls’ looks are suffering from success? Or is Kim’s beauty overshadowed by her dumpy baby weight, and those extra small thirsty outfits? More so, who’s the ugly troll now?