Kim Richards Replaced Already! Vanessa Bryant Finally Has A Job #RHOBH

We shouldn’t believe gossip, but word around LA claims Vanessa Bryant is finally convinced to join reality TV.  Kobe has washed along the Pacific Coast, but the Lakers need him as a mentor.  Vanessa hasn’t said much in all her years of  fame, and glory.  We just know she’s mega rich, has big titts, Mexican, depressed and lonely in Newport Beach, California.  Shaunie O’neal tried convincing her to join the cast of Basketball Wives: LA.  She refused at Kobe’s request, and promise to retire.  Vanessa is desperate to make her own bread. Kobe is preparing for training camp nowadays.  Vanessa watched him exercise and diet all off season, despite his threats to turn down.

Bravo not only offered Kobe Bryant wife more cash.  They offered the bad-bulit recluse a larger portion of the LIME.  Showbiz caught Vanessa Bryant vulnerable.  Tamra Barney is pretending to quit #RHOC.  Truthfully, Real Housewives of Orange County wanted a bigger star.  Hopefully she’s not hired to cat-fight, and divorce #NoMamaJune. Wouldn’t it be cool to finally get to know Vanessa?  Does she have an accent, or fake booty?

“There will be a new girl and a new friend,” a snitch told RumorFix. “They are looking at athletes’ wives. There is one who plays professional baseball. There have also been talks of Kobe Bryant’s wife being scoped out.”

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