Kourtney Kardashian Desperate For Justin Bieber Attention

Everyone hates the Kardashians, but would secretly die if we had to be stuck with E’s Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.  Justin Bieber ran his pipe through Selena Gomez, and ran NFL old head, Keyshawn Johnson, out of Calabasas.  Kourtney Kardashian (in a desperate attempt to share Bieber’s limelight) decided to buy the home.  Now the oldest Kardashian twerk queen will endure the kush filled air, and constant groupie traffic.  While most folks are shopping for sale items  at the 99 cents store, Kourt dropped more than $8 million.

She has more than just looks, Kourtney is a college graduate.  So while KimYe hides North West in Bellaire, Kourtney is losing weight to turn up with Justin Bieber!  Did we mention paparazzi are planted outside Bieber’s pad at all times?  Damn, she’s good!  Khloe Kardashian is selling her and Lamar Odom’s old pad at a rumored $5.5 million.  Insiders say Kourt is asking $3.5 million for her old place.

Don’t tell anyone we told you, but they say designer, Jeff Andrews, forked Kourtney’s old house up.  It’s flat out ugly.  The rooms have the classic black and white  Illuminati swag.    Bright colored accents, and zebra rugs over the wood floors will make it difficult to sell.   Who cares?  Kourtney is swimming in money, and can’t wait to put her cock back on the block.  Remember when Kourt used to be the hottest Kardashian sister?