North West was left crying in the shadows with her nanny, while Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated their engagement for the world. Kimye is no Prince William, and Kate Middleton, but Hollyweird headlines beg to differ.
Yeezus sold his soul with a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond in front of a stadium billboard bearing the message “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!! ” The irony of it all? The ring is a bit smaller than the one Kris Humphries gave her. Kim had Kris’ ring this entire time, until West demanded she return it to the doofus NBA baller. Kim’s second husband, Humphries, auctioned the ring for a cool $749k.
Kanye’s proposal was over the top, but superficial when you consider the reality cameras were there. Plus, the press knows every detail, so you figure it out.
Kris ‘The Hump’ Humphries dad caught wind of his limelight addicted, whorish, ex daughter in law’s new engagement. “I don’t really care, it’s water under the bridge. But I wish her all best,” he lied. When Daily News asked his reaction to Kim’s new ring , William Humphries laughed. He laughed so hard he nearly popped a blood vessel when they asked if he thinks Kardashian and West will last longer than 72 days.
“(West) probably didn’t choose it (engagement ring),” he hated. “Does a leopard really change its spots? I don’t think so. Not much changes, it’s just different actors this time around.”
We can’t help but wonder why he chose to use the term ‘different actors’?
Is Kim Kardashian’s engagement to Kanye West based on true love? Is Kimye’s relationship a contract showmance, and desperate attempt (by Kris Jenner) to fuel their failing reality show?
Kanye West has finally gotten his dream girl. Kim doesn’t really know how to love anyone outside herself, but is she in this’til death’?
“Well, if Bruce and Kris are any indication, I’d say good luck. She’s stepping right into it all over again,” William Humphries said