Kris Jenner Ain’t The Only One Pissed About #CaitlynJenner

Bruce Jenner broke the internet by beating Kris Jenner at her own fame game.  Caitlyn Jenner is Hollyweird’s hottest new bachelorette.  Caitlyn upstaged Kylie Jenner’s fresh fake Assets, and Kim Kardashian’s 2nd pregnancy.  Kris is pissed that she didn’t cash in on Bruce’s transformation, and embarrassed for her children.

Mimicking Sodom and Gomorrah- Hollyweird slapped Bruce Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair Magazine.  RuPaul feels some type- a way.  He’s been drag queening since the early 90s.  RuPaul was the first tranny Mac cosmetics model.  His skin color made him have to grind harder, but RuPaul is the first transgender SUPER model.

Sources claim, “RuPaul is proud, but jealous.  Vanity Fair never offered him a magazine cover.  Caitlyn Jenner is getting too much credit, for what he did decades ago.”