Kendall Jenner is leading the Kardashians with her penis pecking, and modeling gigs. Kim Kardashian must be pregnant. She’s thicker than a snicker. Kourtney Kardashian is trying to separate herself from the media circus, while Khloe Kardashian reconnects with Lamar Odom. Kylie Jenner took Jaden Smith as her date to Kimye’s wedding, but that didn’t stop Tyga, or Justin Bieber, from smashing her hairy under age cakes. Fans blame Kris Jenner for whoring her daughters, and grand- daughter, out for fame.
Kylie hopped on the book deal, and PacSun clothing line with Kendall. The pressure of having beautiful infamous sisters has Kylie eager to pursue her own goals, and aspirations. She can’t compete with Kendall’s body, or Kim’s big fake ass. While Bruce Jenner trains to Dance With The Stars, Kylie decided she’s becoming a pop star!
Now before you dismiss Kylie Jenner’s new gig, please consider: Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, and Ariana Grande, canNOT sing either. All you need is auto tune, a hot body, and a bomb ass beat. Think. Britney Spears, Ke$ha, and Selena Gomez, can’t Carrie Underwood Whitney Houston, sing. Kanye West pulled strings to get his wife a Vogue cover, and Kendall a slot on the catwalk at Fashion Week. Yeezus may dress like a clown. but he’s a musical genius. Could this explain why Kylie gave Tyler the Creator, and Trey Songz a blow job? The music industry is about networking. Insiders claim Kris will buy Kylie, Beyonce Knowles song writers, and Pharrell beats. Kylie Jenner’s music career will be managed by her brother- in- law, Mr. West. Kylie thinks she’s the next big thing. Kanye West is negotiating with Kris Jenner, so that Kylie can join Good Music. Wonder how John Legend, and Pusha T feel about another Kardashian joining the ‘Clique’?
