Las Vegas Beef Crusade

Cliven Bundy had 400 hungry cattle scarfing the government’s land for free.  Officials accuse the cow hoarder of owing them$ 1 million.  Bundy’s herd has been living off public land since 1993.  Doug Gillespie, and a ton of other ranch goons spent an entire week confiscating Cliven’s precious animals for illegally grazing.  BLM and National Park Service wasted millions of tax payer dollars when they hired helicopters, fireman, and cowboys in an attempt to seize Bundy’s 900 cattle.

Next thing you know, Vegas was  flooded with protesters thicker than Westboro Baptist Church!  Things got really nasty at Bundy’s ranch.  Cow supports brought fire crackers, guns, and bath salt.  A few cowboys scuffled with cops.  Insiders claim police were unprepared, and afraid.  Bundy supporters gathered from around the nation spitting profanities, and shaking miss-spelled signs.  It was a disaster.  What happens in Vegas?  The US Burea Of Land Management admitted getting bitch slapped,

“Due to the escalating tensions, the cattle have been released from the enclosures in order to avoid violence, and help restore order.”

Bundy is trying to lean on the fact that his Mormon ancestors had the land before BLM was formed.  Sheriff Gillespie never revealed details of the threats.  Some suggest he was hiding his own skeletons.  We aren’t calling him a chicken, but he didn’t want BEEF.

“I cannot interfere with the federal government when it is operating on federal land.  But when a group of protesters threaten civil unrest or violence in this county- it’s my job to step in and ensure the safety of the citizens.”

 

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