Lauren Silverman Fined $50,000.00 For Sharing Her Kid With Simon Cowell ?

Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman on holidaySimon Cowell ruined every bi-curious college boys’ plans of  ‘going to Hollywood’, when he decided to impregnate his best friend’s wife.  Lauren Silverman can obviously suck a watermelon through a straw, because rumors claim Simon will eventually marry her.

What started as an innocent friendship between a freaky couple, and a Hollyweird honcho, ended up being Simon’s worst nightmare.  Simon relished in his bachelor role, and took pride in his booty buddy-no strings attached lifestyle.  When Silverman got pregnant by the geezer, her husband left, and their child wept.

The media reports a weird clause in the divorce documents of Lauren and Andrew Silverman.    If Cowell goes anywhere near their son, she has to cough up $50, 000.00.  If the rule is violated 3 times, she loses complete custody.

There is only one Simon Cowell.  Should she do like Draya (Basketball Wives), and just say fork the kid?  Or, is this clause a bit much?  Are you a step parent?  Tell us your thoughts in the comments below.