LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Gear Up For New Baby

LeAnn Rimes continues to flaunt her starvation body, and struggle face, despite fans’ backlash of her reality show.  She and husband, Eddie Cibrian, are feeling gravy these days.  They are done taping  the showmance, LeAnn & Eddie for VH1.   Cibrian is horny about the projected ratings, and the opportunity for his first starring role.  The upcoming reality show is why everyone hates America.  It will try to showcase their ‘normalcy’.  It  will even show Rimes Woody Allen ish parenting skills.  Did you hear Eddie’s boys will be played by paid actors?

Leann Rimes, Eddie Cibrian, Twit Pic

Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville, and Eddie’s real kids are caught in a fame typhoon.  Brandi is still partying like a college girl, you know, Drinking And Tweeting.  Dodger insiders claim Brandi has become obsessed with fame within the last year.  She spends all day googling herself, exercising, and getting drunk.  What’s worst?  Even though LeAnn & Eddie have not aired a single episode, executives has extended, and secured  their contract for Season 2.  Season 2 will supposedly show LeAnn’s musical struggles under new management, their attempt at a new baby, and Eddie’s failure at becoming the next Hugh Jackman.