Johnny Depp Kids In Deep Trouble After Vanessa Paradis Split

Johnny Depp is considered one of the most attractive entertainers on Earth. His kooky cockiness is naturally seductive. He’s doesn’t really dig playing the fame game, he allows his impeccable art to speak for itself. Through his ongoing roster of A List films, he’s managed to keep his love life private, but it’s no private matter – Depp can have any woman (or man) of his dreams. If Angelina Jolie would tongue kiss her own brother, imagine what she did to Johnny Depp during the filming of The Tourist?

On CBS recently The Lone Ranger lied through his smoke stained teeth, claiming his children handled the break-up between him and their mother, aging beauty, Vanessa Paradis really well. The 50-year-old actor and the 40-year-old French singer/actress ended their 14-year relationship (never put a ring on it) in 2012, but Depp insists their kids, Lily-Rose, 14, and 11-year-old Jack, were able to accept the split because the couple handled the situation with care and were honest with them.

Johnny said: ‘When you have children, there is no room for lies, no room for anything but the truth. Anything other than that is a bad example, I believe. ‘The swagged out senior citizen insisted he was ‘Extremely proud’ and impressed with how well his children reacted to the news. “We were just very truthful with them and they were just incredibly understanding, incredibly accepting. I was extremely proud of them, the way they dealt with it.’’

Sounds like Willy Wonka to anyone who loves their mother. Is he insane? Or has he not seen Miley Cyrus’ ‘twerk’ video & her desperate new hairdo? Angelina Jolie has never forgiven her father, for cheating on her mother in the heat of his career. Does he know what life is like for Paris Jackson? Rumors say he has his own island, so does he even know of Paris Jackson?

Meanwhile, Johnny Depp’s relationship with his Rum Diary costar Amber Heard appears to be getting serious.
The blonde newby, 27, flew to Moscow last week to spend time with her man while he promoted his new film, The Lone Ranger.

Despite the presence of photographers, the couple appeared happy to be seen holding hands as they went for dinner at one of the city’s top restaurants. She’s needs a career boost, and was tired of playing the sideline. Obviously, they’ve been smashing for years. So he left his babies’ moma for a younger version. Typical upgrade. Winona “Joker Face” Rider got a recent facelift, in hopes for another shot at the acclaimed actor. The kids will be cool, but only until they’re old enough to realize how their dad wasted their mother’s youth and time.
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