Lisa Marie Presley Ends Tour – Throat Cancer Scare!

Weirdos are worried sick about Lisa Marie Presley.  The stage crew rumors claim Lisa is popping Oxy pills like pimples.    She suffers from chronic back pain.  Who knows the weight of carrying around a famous Hollyweird last name?  Presley aggravated the back spasms showmancing her Storm & Grace Tour.  Lisa  is desperately seeking an identity aside of being Elvis’ daughter, and Michael Jackson’s beard.

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What’s super spooky , and sad?  Elvis died chasing a tour.  He also used prescription dope to cope.  He too, suffered from back pain.  Elvis Presley’s pain relief, led to a despicable habit, that ultimately killed him.  Codone, morphine, and Demerol are intended for a short period of time.Friends fear Lisa Marie is on the same destructive path as her Rock n Rolling, dad.

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Presley admitted being a coke head a 14.  She knows addiction lingers in her genetics.  Michael Lockwood, and Danny Keough agree. Lisa’s far from ‘normal’.  She blames her ailing career on alleged throat cancer.