William Hung has money in the bank, and a beautiful new bride. His miserable, yet memorable, American Idol performance was so epic. Hung landed a gorgeous wife to serenade for life. Jian Teng must have been elevated on purple haze when she said ‘I do’ in Alhambra, California. Jian is no thot. She’s a certified nurse that specializes in cock massages. William didn’t blow the cash earned from recording contracts. He didn’t make it rain with the money he earned from his successful albums. We heard Hung is sitting in a cozy mansion hogging a cul-de-sac in San Gabriel’s Valley. He’s currently working at LA County Department of Public Health just to pass time. He’s reportedly turned down several reality TV offers, and a date with Kim K.