Don Gummer Is Sick Of Meryl Streep – Jack Nicholson Threesome

Everyone loves Meryl Streep, and it’s not for her acting talent.  Streep allegedly sucked more Hollywood sausage than anyone in the game.  Who knew she used to let Jack Nicholson burst that Oscar colon hole to smithereens?  Marc Eliot wrote Jack’s biography.  The proof is in the pudding.

When Jack Nicholason was filming Ironweed with Streep, they used to hump like rabbits in Jack’s trailor.  May we mention this was 9 years AFTER her marriage?  Everyone praises Streep for putting up with Don Gummer for nearly 40 years.  They don’t know he’s had to ignore penis breath for 40 years.

As if Julia Roberts isn’t bringing enough real life drama to August: Osage County, messy Meryl’s pass has caught up.  Ungrateful Hollyweird insiders swear Gummer is ready to end it all.  The book release was a painful reminder.  Plus Streep is married to Tinseltown.  Although she’s had several memorable roles, and garnered enormous accolades- she won’t walk away.  Truthfully, she’s dedicated far too much energy into her showbiz world, and ignored her real life.