New Booty New Reality Show – Guess Who

Hint:  She’s blonde, super rich, and famous.  Her pastor dad divorced her mom to embrace a gay lifestyle.  She, and her sister just married recently.  That’s right.  Jessica Simpson’s new slender figure has been the talk of Tinseltown.  Threats from Weight Watchers, energetic toddlers, and cocaine- does a body good.

Simpson gained weight after motherhood.  She ditched the limelight for the simple life.  Her ankles grew nearly as large as her titts, but her brand continued raking in millions.  Jessica is no longer satisfied with just being a rich mom who’s naturally blonde.  She wants her fame back.  Her, and her sister, Ashlee Simpson, are on a mission to retake the showbiz industry by storm.  Keep it on the hush, but Ashlee, and Jessica were inspired by Candidly Nicole Ritchie’s decision to start back Hollyweird shuffling.  Reality show offers are pouring in left, and right.  Jessica won’t budge without Ashlee.  A reality show is definitely in the near future.

Jessica loves Kim Kardashian, kinda, sorta.  Like the rest of us,she’s jealous of all the attention, and headlines, her ASS hogs.  She’s so jealous, latte lovers claim she’s buying her a big, fake, booty, too!


“Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level,” said one insider.

“She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, 
studying it from as many angles as she can.

“But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise.

“So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.”- National Enquirer

We personally think Jessica Simpson is much prettier than Kimmy cakes.  She also has a lot more personality, and talent.  Would you watch a reality show starring Jessica & Ashlee Simpson?  More so, if you weren’t too broke to pay attention- would you buy a bigger booty?