Nicole Richie Relapse And Divorce

Nicole Richie hasn’t eaten a thing since paps busted her husband, Joel Madden, kissing Bonnie McKee.  He’s been in Australia filming The Voice, while she’s hustling two fashion lines, two kids, and a reality show.  Money can’t buy everything.  Beverly Hills nannies say he doesn’t return her calls, or texts.  Joel acts like Stevie J when he’s Down Under.  He smashed  his co-worker, Delta Goodrem.  Nicole secretly got the hot thot fired!

Richie is feeling more intimidated then Beyonce at the Met Gala.  Now Kylie Minogue is working with Joel.  Madden and Nicole are living separate lives.  She’s always snapping at the kids, or snapping at the help.  Joel can’t stand her anymore.  She’s a nag, and knit-pick because  of her crippling insecurity.  Joel has turned into the the opportunist her family suspected.  With all the drama, she’ weighs a mere 85 pounds again.  It’s so sad.  #CandidlyNicole will be next to divorce.

Nicole changed her entire life for her family, but Joel is greedy as Dean McDermott.  She’s determined to turn back up, like she did before ditching showbiz.  She even sold their first love nest in Glendale.  Nicole turned down an opportunity to do her own ABC Sitcom, while Good Charlotte is one hit wondering…  It was a comedy that she’d co-produce.  They even offered to throw in 30 Rock’s writers.  Now that ship has sailed, so she’s adamant about getting back  skinny, and back famous.  Do you blame her?