Mary- Kate and Ashley Olsen are disrespecting the economic depression by opening the first retail store for The Row. 8440 Melrose Place will only be a tourist attraction for starving, but hardworking, Americans. Ashley said, “For us, we very much wanted this to feel like a home. It is our first home, and it’s very California and what California means to us since we were born and raised here (Sherman Oaks).” Okay, so that explains the courtyard pool, foreign paintings, Manolo Blahnik shoes and Sidney Garber jewelry.
Everyone knows the twins are certified hustlers. Mary- Kate knows what happened to Jay Ott, and Heath Ledger! The twins didn’t mention that to LA Times. We know they’ve been getting cash since Full House, and the creation of Dualstar Entertainment Group. We guess being a billionaire by 18 has a downside. The Row has won top fashion honors from critics, but the clothing’s prices only cater to Hollywood’s elite. They sell stuff like Giorgio Armani, Loro Piana and Brunello Cucinelli. Do you have $250 for a tank top, or $4000 for a sweater? Brands like Marc Jacobs, Oscar de la Renta and Carolina Herrera, are sold to the highest bidder.
“It’s not about making a statement or the look of the week,” remarked Ashley. “It’s about offering smart, honest product.” Let us be smart, and honest with you Ashley. Normal people are living off credit cards, and dodging student loan late fees. We are clipping coupons, waiting on our ObamaCare to kick in. Most of us are out of work. Those who have jobs are being threatened daily, and underpaid. Gas and food prices have sky rocketed. We’re dead ass broke. That’s why Sofia Vergara and Nicki Minaj went the Kmart route. Did we mention Kmart closed over 100 locations? Do you know anyone, outside of Hollyweird, who’s able to afford the ritzy clothes sold at The Row? Not tax evading, thieving, Lindsay Lohan, ‘afford’. If you know somebody that rich, are they dumb enough to buy a $10,000 dress, or coat? Is their job hiring? Can you send an application to HollyweirdTimes@gmail.com ?