Lauren Silverman Fined $50,000.00 For Sharing Her Kid With Simon Cowell ?

Simon Cowell ruined every bi-curious college boys’ plans of  ‘going to Hollywood’, when he decided to impregnate his best friend’s wife.  Lauren Silverman can obviously suck a watermelon through a straw, because rumors claim Simon will eventually marry her. What started as an innocent friendship between a freaky couple, and a Hollyweird honcho, ended up being Simon’s worst nightmare.  Simon relished in his bachelor role, and took pride in his booty buddy-no strings attached lifestyle.  When Silverman got pregnant by the geezer, her husband left, and their child wept. The…

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LeAnn Rimes Threatens To Get Pregnant To Save Marriage – VIDEO

LeAnn Rimes is trying to hang on to Eddie Cibrian long enough to air their anticipated reality show LeAnn & Eddie.  Flea-Ann needs to hire a makeup artist, and make an attempt to rehab her public image, but she won’t.  Kim Kardashian made fame stalking  more relevant than true talent.  Extra’s Mario Lopez (who happens to wear more make-up than Kingston Rossdale) interviewed Rimes and Eddie.  You know they pretended to be happy, and in love.  Last month, Star magazine slammed LeAnn and Eddie, and accused them of being headed…

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Madonna Keeps Pot Belly Pig As A Pet in Southern California – Video

If you’re visiting California for the tropical weather, good Kush, and pretty women- don’t expect to smell fresh air.  Madonna has been granted permission to keep a pot bellied pig named Bubba in the beach communities. Bubba has the entire west coast reeking of feces, and pissy attitudes.  Who wants to be neighbors with livestock in the ritzy beach cities of southern California?  Madonna Grimsley, who’s is battling stage 4 cancer, was granted special permission to treat her bacon sandwich as a pet.  See the video for yourself.

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Watch What Happens When You Tell Glen Big Baby Davis – ‘NO’ – Video

TMZ says Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis was trying to get a room. He was told they were sold out.   See his reaction below. He later apologized to his fans for acting ninja-ish: “In regards to the incident that occurred on Friday night, I want to sincerely apologize for my actions,” Davis tweeted. “There is no excuse for what I did. I was obviously wrong and I take full responsibility. I apologize to the Magic, my fans and the city of Orlando.” What’s up with Big Baby?  Is he smoking…

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How Is Justin Bieber In Bed? Tati Neves Tells All

Tati Neves is slurping the nut sack of her 15 minutes of fame.  The thought of what she did to put Justin Bieber to sleep had us all taking our tablets to the restroom in the wee hours of the morning. She posted a freaky video of  Bieber asleep, and flashed a Precious sized stack of cash.  We were surprised a guy on Justin Bieber’s level had to pay for sex services. The muscle cock, Tati, wasted no time doing an interview with Globo TV’s Fantastico.  Now, she’s kissing and…

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25 Sinful Secrets About Norman Reedus – Daryl Dixon -The Walking Dead

Us Weekly Exclusive: Norman Reedus is back as Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead! Season 4 of AMC’s hit show premieres on Sunday, October 13 at 9 P.M. Here, America’s favorite zombie hunter, 44, slays Us with 25 things you don’t know about him! 1. I eat a chocolate bar almost every night before bed. 2. I have a weakness for Ancient Aliens. 3. When I was a kid, 3 was my favorite number because if rotated, it looks like a pair of boobs. 4. I’m usually very neat. 5. Favorite food: macaroni and cheese…

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The Truth Behind Nina Dobrev Split From Ian Somerhalder – Drake?

We hassled Nina Dobrev for running on the Ian Somerhalder treadmill.  Dating Derek Hough was gross.  Sharing her limelight with Julianne Hough isn’t a wise move  in her Hollyweird career either.  Anyway, we knew somebody lucky would get a crack at her taut body, and the #TVD  tig-ol’ bitties.  We never imagined that somebody would be Drizzy Drake.   True, the hip hop community calls Drake a fruitcake, but his fruity eyebrows landed on Forbes Hip Hop cash kings.  Well Dobrev must be lonely, and plotting to Miley Cyrus, Eminem, Elvis…

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Pics Of The Woman Whose Husband Left Her After She Gave Birth To Ugly Baby

Feng Jian laid eyes on his newborn daughter, and she was “ugly beyond description”.  It was like lighting a Newport cigarette at a gas station wearing a Jheri curl. The newborn baby girl was so freaking ugly, Feng assumed his wife cheated on him.  Once DNA proved the LeAnn Rimes look- alike was his actual daughter, she admitted to having over $100K worth of plastic surgery before they met.   The Sina News reported court papers filed in northern China, sided with the husband.  The trannylicious ex-wife was ordered to…

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Jennifer Lopez Ditches Casper Smart For ‘J-Lo’ Mattel Barbie Contract

Jennifer Lopez has decided to carry the entire Latino community in her Spanx.  She’s defied all the AARP stereotypes, and continues to rock stages in glittery cat suits.  Jennifer is a long ways from street tacos and #thestruggle. J- Lo is known for being a bitch behind the scenes.  You can’t stare at her, speak to her, or even breathe in her direction.  Her mother won the lottery, so she doesn’t really care if you buy her Pop music.  If you aren’t splurging on her perfume, bouncing to her beats,…

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Jada Pinkett Smith New Hair Style Leads Will Smith To Another Woman – Nude Photo Leak

Will Smith is trying his best to embarrass the weird out his kids, Jaden, and Willow.  Rumors of Will’s cheating on Tupac’s sweetheart, Jada Pinkett Smith, have almost overshadowed the Scientology alle- gay- tions. Now we all know how bad Hollywood needs a couple who can withstand the competitive Botox toll of the entertainment industry.  Don’t hold your breath on Will and Jada.   Star Magazine claims a juicy photo is being peddled around town.  Jada is probably too busy bumping cats, and vacationing to even care.  Margot Robbie treated…

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Dr. J Says ‘Braces’ Was The Reason His Daughter Was Born

Dr. J, (Julius Irving) known for his impeccable skills on the basketball court, has a new autobiography out. Dr. J reveals how he dated professional tennis player,  Alexandra Stephenson.  Dr. J said that he normally preferred head (oral sex),but when Stephenson had to get braces, it was no longer a possibility.  He only met his daughter once because he was married and didn’t want anything to do with them.  Where is ‘Your Mother’ when you need her?

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Eddie Cibrian Cheating And Divorce Rumors Fuel LeAnn Rimes And Encourage Fame Addiction

LeAnn Rimes must have slipped Eddie Cibrian a molly, because he’s trying to deny their marital struggles.  He wants you to believe that you’re “crazy” and “absurd” for assuming his relationship will end in a  reality show that’s dryer than Blue Ivy’s hair.  Eddie refused to ruin his eye makeup on Entertainment Tonight  while promoting The Best Man Holiday.  He realizes his mistake, but claims “[The divorce, affair rumors have] been going on for so long, they’re just absurd, and to give any validity to any of these things, it’s crazy.”…

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Jay Z Ends East Coast West Coast Beef Supports Underground Hip Hop Artist Nipsey Hussle ( VIDEO )

  Nipsey Hussle likely has way more cash flow than your average hip hop star.  Most have fame, but very little cash.  Nipsey managed to force his way through the mix-tape gauntlet, and had the genius idea of selling his CD,  for $100.00 each.  Jay-Z isn’t too good for the hood.   Nipsey’s I Am Proud 2 Pay campaign, got the mogul’s attention.  He reportedly  purchased a number of copies of Crenshaw from the Rolling 60’s representative. A photo of 100 copies of Crenshaw was posted to Jay Z’s Life and Times site.  Did  Jigga drop a…

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Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Paris Hilton is back on the scene with her new hit single ‘Good Time’ featuring Lil Wayne.  Her ex bestie, Kim Kardashian, snatched the limelight for a few years, but Hilton wants it back.  Paris surprisingly decided to go with a Miley Cyrus costume for this year’s Halloween in Hollyweird.  We love Paris because she’s the founder of this generation’s fame whores.  After she spent a few minutes in jail, and her Papa threatened to cut her out the family’s zillions of dollars, she got real boring.  Take the outfit…

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Put Prince George Before Economic Struggle And ObamaCare

Is it too much for Britney Spears to name her new album ‘Britney Jean’?  Will Chris Brown be dancing from behind bars?  Can you believe a politician publicly slammed us broke ass citizens for worrying about Prince George of Cambridge?  He called our interest “stomach-churning”.   “Spare us the sycophancy” wondered why anyone gave a damn about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s beautiful son.  Tom Copley suggested politicians wasted  “valuable Parliamentary time” with all the faking, shaking, “unctuous fawning and sycophancy”. Prince George is almost as important as North West.  Tony…

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Hollyweird Halloween 2013

No! It’s not Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s Heidie Klum. LeAnn Flea-Ann Rimes With Eddie Cibrian Carmen Electra let Simon Cowell smash. Kelly Osbourne is a bully. Bethanny Frankel’s show is on death row. Guess it was cheaper for Ice T to keep Coco, because she’s an ungrateful lizard. Martha Stewart admitted to sexting sometimes. Queen James (Lebron James) And the winner is…                       Perez Hilton as Miley Cyrus!

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Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta-Jones: Fighting To End Divorce And Separation

Dehydrated tramps like Amber Heard were praying Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones called it quits.  His money is long, and he has Hollyweird’s blue blood.  Sure she’s back at home in Central Park. Catherine refuses to lose her sugar  baby, daddy to a little oral sex throat cancer. Michael Douglas’ wife is not estranged.  All great Hollyweird couples have to endure growing old, and bored, amidst Tinseltown’s radiant beam.  Michael’s close friend told Closer, “Michael just finished four movies in one year, and he has never done that in his…

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We Warned Taylor Swift Of Katy Perry – She Did Rihanna And Mick Jagger The Same Way

Katy Perry is turning into a real high blower.  She’s only beautiful when she’s wearing a cast of makeup, and not hating on other people to promote her new album, ‘Prism’.  So what she got a shout out from President Obama? Perry attempted to renew her cool, and had the nerve to slap Juicy J on one track.  She’s been clobbering the media with her disdain for over exposing the flesh (a low key Miley Cyrus diss),and letting John Mayer eat her ‘Roar’.   “I mean, I’ve been naked before but…

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Lakers Phil Jackson Admits The Kardashian Family Ruined Lamar Odom (VIDEO)

Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids.  Jackson sees his players as his very own children.  He (along with the rest of  Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him.  His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end.  Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Never Separated- Kris Jenner Still Winning

The Hollyweird Times was the first to tell you Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom were secretly filming a new season of their show.  Thank God for social media, because investigative cameras busted the duo canoodling.  YES!  Paparazzi spotted Khlomar turning up TOGETHER! RumorFix: Although Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom arrived separately at Kanye West’s concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, it looks like they spent the night together. In photos uploaded to the social sharing site, BuzzSky, the NBA player is seen with the entire Kardashian clan in the VIP…

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