Paula Patton Robin Thicke – Threesome Gone Wrong

Robin Thicke is growing haggard with staying sober, and kissing Paula Patton’s wide neck ass.  He’s begging for her forgiveness.  He’s unprofessionally cancelled tour dates, and cried like a beeyotch at his performances. Thicke stopped snorting in hopes to regain her trust.  Julian’s life is ruined.  We had to get down to the bottom of all the drama?  Did Paula smash Tom Cruise?  What is Robin so sorry for?

Hollywood is filled with thirsty groupies, and Thicke has likely tossed them all.  Paula was ‘about that life’ -until he broke the code of all codes.  Certainly you’ve heard about their syrupy threesomes? Well Robin pulled a back door.  When he realized how much his teenage sweetie lavished in ‘kitten licking’ Jasmine’s deep tissue massages- he dipped back and got a piece for himself.  Paula was ashamed, and humiliated.  This is NOT gossip.  A backstabber passed a lie detector test, and sold the story to Star.

“Paula felt betrayed and humiliated by both Robin and Jasmine.  These were two people she thought she could trust the most, but in the end everything backfired on her.  Robin pushed Paula to allow Jasmine into the bedroom with them in order to spice up their sex life, and she reluctantly agreed in an attempt  to keep him happy.”

Paula is depressed trying to forgive, and move on.  She supposedly has an addiction to sleeping pills to numb the pain.  She literally caught them forking.  Thicke claimed it was a one time thing, but sources are adamant Jasmine been smashing Robin for years.

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