Who Finally Paid For Phil Hartman Hollyweird Star On The Walk Of Fame? #TheSimpsons

It took just 16 years, an Ebola virus outbreak, and Kimye showmance, to convince Hollyweird to finally honor Phil Hartman.  The beloved funny man, and SNL alumni died horrifically in a domestic dispute.  They left the Encino, California mansion smothered in blood.  Brynn Hartman took  some bad dope, and blew his head off after an argument.  The NewsRadio star was asleep.  Birgen and Sean were left without parents.  Brynn killed herself in the spookiest murder suicide in Hollywood.

After a plea from Kevin Nealon, even Matt Groening supported Phil Harman’s tombstone on the Walk of Fame.  Afterall, Hartman voiced 19 characters on The Simpsons.  Now, we can get more than a hand job, and weed sack outside of Hollywood Toy and Costume Shop.  It was difficult getting Hartman a star, but not because he didn’t work his ass off and deserve it.  Tinseltown feels that deceased contenders have less public interest.  We salute Phil’s authenticity.  Lord knows- you had to have more than a sticky sex-tape, and fake ass, to be considered ‘talented’ back then.  Read details inside the murder of Phil Hartman here…

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