Kennedy Jr Due In Divorce Court – Why Cheryl Hines Wants Out

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and his new his new bride Cheryl Hines left the wedding zooming down Cheaters Dr., and burst a quick left on Divorce Ave.  It all started with that little bitch Chelsea Kirwan.  Her gymnast body, and husband’s busy schedule, left her all lonely, and horny.  A routine day at the neighborhood gym, led to a sticky, sexcapade with Robert Jr.

“Like he’s done with numerous women before, he turned on the Kennedy charm to woo her in to the sack,” sources told bosses at National Enquirer.

Laurence Kirwan is dragging Robert Kennedy to court in Stamford Connecticut for ruining his life, and marriage.  His plastic surgeon income was no match.  Kennedy is due in court next month.  He’ll finally come clean about his greedy, horn dog affair with Laurence’s wife- while engaged to Cheryl.  The documents EXCLUSIVELY obtained by our WEIRDOS explain:

Kennedy “will admit” to the romance, but will testify “that he did not have a sexual relationship with her prior to her filing for divorce”.

Chelsea filed for divorce in December 2012.  Jr., mashed on to marry Curb Your Enthusiasm thot, Cheryl Hines.  Now, Cheryl’s regretting her showmance with the A List heart throb.  She doesn’t want her husband fighting in court about a doctor’s wife.  Chelsea is back to wearing knock off designer clothes, hoping to hit the lotto again.  Bobby is putting the pipe on somebody’s wife right now…