Robert Pattinson New Girlfriend Is Black – Photo Evidence

Kristen Stewart was a bitch for stealing Jennifer Lawrence boyfriend, Nicholas Hoult.  Robert Pattinson tried rebounding with Katy Perry.  They eventually decided to remain drug buddies, because they never could get along when sober minded.  Pattinson’s new chic, is a certified banger.  Have you ever heard of FKA Twigs?  We haven’t either.  Her real name is Tahliah Barnett.  She’s a British singer who happens to be black.  Friends claim FKA has Oxycotin between her legs.  Robert Pattinson is in love.

Blossoming relationship: The pair are said to have been together for around a month, and are apparently already 'smitten'Big Apple date: The rumoured couple were seen going for a stroll before entering the Bowery hotel last Wednesday

FKA has convinced Rob she’s not after fame, but her boots tell a different story.  She pretends to be afraid of paparazzi, and the limelight.  They’ve been dating a month.  Coincidentally, FKA Twigs has received an abundance of showbiz opportunities, and movie offers within the last month.  She supposedly wants to be known for her music, not for being Pattinson’s thottie.  Is this a showmance to further distance himself  from Twilight?  You know what they say about going black.  Will Robert Pattinson come back?

Rising star: FKA Twigs, whose real name is Tahliah Barnett, released her debut album last month. She is pictured performing in Chicago in July