Scott Disick Has Pedophile Tendencies

Dizzy Hollyweird producers came up with a new show, Hannibal, starring Michael Pitt.  Tooth picking, ungrateful, executives are  nonchalantly basing the Thrash (Trashy Thriller) off the Thomas Harris stories, of course.  The character, Mason Verger,  is a sadist, and pedophile.  Please explain why they’re insisting Mike act like Scott Disick?  Star claims, “They like how Scott is well dressed- and you never really know what he’s thinking”.  Well Scott, you want to be a big star right?  What would the real Hannibal Lecter think?