Scott Disick Refuses To Show His Penis To Paparazzi Again

We marinated in hopes of Scott Disick, and Kourtney Kardashian tying the knot.  Kris Jenner had other plans in mind.  Kush addicts claim it was Kris who forced Kourtney to show her booty for paparazzi  attention.  Khloe Kardashian has been on a knob slobbing spree since her divorce from Lamar Odom.  Kim Kardashian settled for Kanye West, but finally got her Vogue cover.  Kourtney’s meat beating image has fallen victim to love, children, and real life.  Jenner slammed Kourtney in a Ciroc fueled birthday dinner, all for the sake of the Kardashian brand.

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney is not selling Tupperware, or household linens.  She is 1/3 of the Kardashian empire, and paid to be beautiful, skinny, and fun.  Fans became discouraged by her mom shoes, and glamour free swagger.  Kris convinced Kim, and Khloe to ‘encourage’ her, but Mr. Scott Disick won’t accept the disrespect any longer.  Scott feels like Kourtney is a mother who’s already rich, and already famous- with no need to compete with her thirsty little sisters.  Scott Disick despises fame since his mother, and father died.  Will Kourtney keep turning up because Kris says so?  Was is Jenner’s idea to let Scott show his penis to paps?  He took to social media, and threatened to leave.

“Fu*king done with everything for once I tell the truth and you all throw me out the house and tell me to never come back so I’m done with it all I’ll just move back to NYC and never come near you all again”.

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