Snooki Gets Married – JWoww Gets Pregnant

Snooki and JWoww are fighting to extend their 15 minutes of fame.  Fans aren’t so interested now that they aren’t getting drunk, and having random sex like on Jersey Shore.

Snooki has been engaged forever, but decided to finally began planning her wedding to her baby daddy, Jionni LaValle.  She was waiting to see if Hollyweird would accept her extreme weight loss, and move them from Z to Y-List.  Since Jionni has a big family, insiders claim the wedding will be huge and over the top.  Can Snooki afford a wedding like that?

 

Snooki tweeted JWoww’s business, “IM SO EXCITED MY BEST FRIEND @JENNIWOWW IS PREGNANT! Finally we can be MOMS together love you boo! I got you.”

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 Jennifer “JWoww” Farley, and her fiance Roger Mathews, are pregnant with their first child.

 “We couldn’t have wished for a better gift this Christmas!” she said.