The Truth Behind Drake Madonna Kiss – I’m Sweatin’

The Drake Madonna kiss is going down in Hollyweird history.  It’s too late, but Drake tried smoothing his puke face reaction over with fans.  The kiss wasn’t prearranged.  Madonna is a queen, but she’s also older than Drizzy’s mom.  He first tried blaming his grotesque reation on the taste of her lipstick, but ain’t no lipstick that taste like dog dookey.

“Don’t misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel great about the kiss.”

He went on to label Madonna a ‘Queen’ or whatever…

Madonna is the Queen of slipping roofies in people’s mouths. Insiders claim the real reason Drake nearly puked is because Madonna passed him a Molly with her decrepit tongue. YUCK!

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