The Voice Demands Christina Aguilera Lose Weight

Hollywood is home to the lettuce wrapped hamburger, and rumors have exposed the real reason Christina Aguilera dropped all her weight so quickly.  She is guilty of suffering from success, along with fellow slut turned mom- Britney Jean, and her fellow The Voice coach Blake Shelton.

Christina has dropped an overwhelming 40 pounds.  She is unrecognizable, and fans are confused.  The sexy and divorced superstar has battled weight issues forever.  Insiders even speculate her weight insecurity helped fuel her divorce.  The Voice executives grew sick of Christina being the butt end of fat jokes, and tabloid fodder.  Don’t tell anyone we told you, but Christina can’t stop dieting!

She’s taken the extreme starving way too far.  She works out more than anybody in Hollyweird, desperately trying to achieve her teenage body.  We’re feeling her dreams, but now they say Aguilera weighs a measly 100 pounds.  Would somebody stuff a burger down Christina’s throat please?

Insiders exclusively snitched to THT, “Christina was reminded of her contractual obligation with The Voice.  Being a Voice coach requires a fresh physical appearance.”