Lindsey Vonn’s Olympic Skiing days are a thing of the past. Her leg is crippled, and her vagina is too. Since she won’t have Tiger Woods baby, he’s set his eyes on a new prize. Kate Upton has women hating, and men beating their meat all over the world. Tiger Woods crush has developed into a desperate obsession. Vonn cannot convince Tiger to put a ring on it. Woods is determined to marry his dream girl, and he wants a famous sex symbol.
Sources say he’s determined to fork Kate. If she gives him a chance, he’d never make her wait as long as Lindsey. Kate is rich, blonde, and in demand. Tiger’s career is tainted- no matter what he does. He figures- why waste his fame and fortune on a basic bitch? We heard Tiger is a beast in the bedroom, and has more horsepower than a new Bugatti. Justin Verlander can’t handle Kate’s thick juicy body.
We saw Kate Upton do the Cat Daddy dance. We can’t blame Tiger.