Trans Queens Booze Kush- Now Michael Phelps Has A New Addiction

It’s going to take more than washed up Cali Queen, Nicole Johnson, to tame Miss Michael Phelps.  Although they’ve dated for 8 years, insiders claim Nicole can’t handle Mike’s truths.  She forgave him for smoking weed, but nearly died when he was caught.  Her prestigious family encouraged her to forgive for the fame.  Then hard partying led to a DUI.  Phelps squandered thousands in liquor laced Poker tournaments too.  Nicole Johnson is desperate to walk down the aisle.  All the times he’s cheated makes her resent his popularity.  Transgender, Taylor Lianne Chandler, broke the internet, when she exposed details  of kinky sex with Michael Phelps.  We heard he even allowed him to wear his Olympic medals while they humped.

With no life aside of pageantry, and Michael, Nicole is a nobody.  She knew Michael was a freak, but nothing prepared her dominatrix dame, Kim Petro’s, publicity stunt.  Kim is going around Hollyweird telling everybody Mikee likes GOLDEN SHOWERS!!!  That’s right.  Your favorite swim champion likes to get pissed on before, during, and after sex.  Kim Petro claims he’s a regular client, who’s invested millions in her urine waste.  Nicole is so thirsty, she is still stressing herself with wedding plans.

Would you marry a cheating, boozing, gay man if he had abs like Michael Phelps?