Kanye West should be banned from the industry for reigniting Kardashian Land. Since settling for Ye- Kim Kardashian snagged a Vogue Cover, has a successful video game, and created an opportunity for Kendall & Kylie’s spinoff show. We hoped North West would slow the empire down. They popped her in a sheer dress, and sat her front row at NYC Fashion Week instead. Weird fans are excited about momager, Kris Jenner’s new cook book. We’re also sickened by the thought of Jenner allowing Tyga to smash her teenage daughter, Kylie Jenner.
Tyga had to smash Kylie at least once… right? Did Drake put his yellow hammer in Blac Chyna’s cakes? We’ve gotten to the bottom of this entire Jedi Mind Trick. Kris’ media manipulation overshadowed Stephen Collins sexual child abuse. Khloe’s French Montana showmance was brief. They tried getting Game, but he wanted too much bread. Remember when Tyga confessed he hadn’t received any money from his record label? So are they, or aren’t they?
TheHollyweirdTimes told you long ago, that all Kardashian perspective mates are required to sign a reality show waiver to appear on the show. This why Harry Styles shook Kendall Jenner. It’s all about showbiz for the pipe slobbing Armenians. Tyga definitely loves, and is still with, his fiance baby moma, Blac Chyna. However, Tyga is also under a showmance contract with Kylie Jenner. Kendall was causing model mayhem, Kourt got knocked up, and Khloe divorced. Kylie needed some shine to brace us for her new Pop album under Good Music. Tyga’s been friends with the Kardashians since 2011, when he was a guest performer at Kendall’s Sweet 16 birthday bash. Kris Jenner is a PR machine. Jenner should start an entertainment firm. Peep the video of Tyga hustling for crackers below. Birdman, didn’t pay him, but KJ did.
