Tyler Perry Adopts Bobbi Kristina?

If Bobbi Kristina’s engagement to her step brother didn’t make you question the potency of Hollyweird’s drugs, you may like to know she’s chosen Madea to be her new daddy.  With her mother, Whitney Houston, resting in peace, ‘Krissi ‘ is still mourning this  holiday season.  Bobbi was always awkward with her estranged father, Bobby Brown.  

Sources claim Bobbi Kris wants Tyler Perry as a father figure.  Whitney and Tyler Perry were cool, don’t get us wrong.  This girl doesn’t  know the difference between associates and friends.  Tyler Perry is an awesome man, and influential staple of the entertainment world.  Your father figure shouldn’t be the star of your favorite Red Box movie!  Although when Whitney died, he posted this on his website (in a southern baptist pastor’s voice):

OK, with my heart and soul I will help and protect this child…just as I tried to do for Whitney.  It is one of my desires to see Krissi happy and joyous and moving through the pain of this tragedy.”

Sources tell of National Enquirer, “Krissi could really use some guidance.”

It’s not too late for Bobbi to reconcile with he real  father, everyone makes mistakes.  He didn’t force her mom into the drug culture.  Drugs are synonymous with the entertainment industry.  Which gets to the real question.  What will Tyler Perry do?  Give her the beautiful curse of an ‘entertainment’ job?  Madea doesn’t have time to be Krissi’s play daddy.  ATLANTA - JUNE 27: ***EXCLUSIVE***  Bobby Brown (L), Whitney Houston and their daughter Bobbi Kristina Watch the premiere of the new show "Being Bobby Brown" on June 27, 2005 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Sandra Rose/Getty Images)

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