We’d hate to be a UC Berkeley ninja right now. Golden Bear cops are pretending to investigate 3 spooky statues ‘hanging’ near campus landmarks. The nigglet effigies were extremely disturbing. Students walked through Sather Gate to find the odd figurines. They were Precious black, nappy headed, and wearing #ICantBreathe shirts. The Bay Area campus is sprinkled with a few African-American students? Who would do such an awful thing mocking the death of Eric Garner? Do you smell a hate crime? Or just a few skate boarders high off too much Kush?