Val Kilmer Responds To Deathbed Rumors

In January 2015, Val Kilmer was hospitalized for massive bleeding in his throat. Hollyweird claimed it was Kilmer hiding a throat tumor, and refusing to seek treatment due to his religion. Attention fellow Writers Guild of America pricks!  Val Kimer is not dying, so YOU talent-less cowards should join reality TV.  Kilmer is an authentic Angeleno- not some wannaBe with casting couch hopes.   My Edens After Burns sizzle at thoughts of him smashing a young Michelle Pfeiffer and Cher.  Lamar Odom rose from the dead.  Anything is possible.

Thank you all for your love and support. There’s a rumor I’m unwell again and in hospital which is totally untrue. I was in to verify I have no tumor or infection of any kind which was verified by the very caring experts at UCLA.– Val Kilmer

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