Who Is The Woman Causing Tension In Melissa Etheridge Linda Wallem Showmance?

Linda, the fat cat behind Nurse Jackie, isn’t too pleased with her wife these days.  Linda suspects Melissa is back in contact with  Crystal Bowersox.  Apparently, Bowersox needs her kitten licked and some lime light.   Bowersox is crazy about Melissa and her music.  She’s also searching for a new showbiz opportunity, and someone new to love.  Wallem can’t help but wonder…  Melissa Etheridge constantly receives late night text from a contact saved as ‘CB’.

Crystal Bowersox ditched her dreads, hubby, and sexual ambiguity for Hollyweird.  Did Clay Aiken and Adam Lambert’s encouragement, have anything to do with Crystal’s Coming Out For Christmas?  “I’ve been bisexual for as long as I can remember,”  Crystal told Good Day L. A.  “I remember being made fun of in junior high for that. It was something that was shameful, and it really shouldn’t be.”

Fans have been overwhelmingly supportive.  Crystal Bowersox is the epitome of American Idol.  Everyone is  happy accept  Linda Wallem.  When Bowersox hooked up with Brian Walker, Melissa Etheridge wanted to commit suicide.  Stevie Wonder could see, she was smitten with Crystal.  Matter of fact, Crystal Bowersox was the reason Melissa dumped Tammy Lynn Michaels!  Melissa flipped for Bowersox after mentoring her on Idol.  She was devastated that Crystal chose Brian.  They’ve been sexting constantly.  Tour mates claim Bowersox is gaga over Melissa too.   Etheridge still makes her poochie wet.

 

 

 

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