Who Said: Hillary Clinton is the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country. She’s going to be beaten, and I’m the one to beat her.

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Donald Trump has Hillary Clinton twitching in her pants suit. She’s waited her entire life to become the first woman president of the United States. She prayed she’d run against Governor Chris ‘hotdog scarfing’ Christie.  Chris Christie in linked to the Bridgegate scandal.  Rumors claim his team orchestrated a massive traffic jam on the George Washington Bridge, because the mayor didn’t support his re-election.  So while Governor Christie has shied away from the limelight, Donald Trump is here for the takeover.

Donald J. Trump was visiting the U.S.-Mexican border in Laredo,  and told everyone he’s going to beat Hillary’s ass.  Hillary fears Donald Trump as her biggest political competitor.  She constantly cries tears of frustration and disappointment to her husband, former President Bill Clinton.  Rumors claim she’s going berserk, and screaming at Bill begging him not to let it happen.  Although his disdain for illegal immigrants caused a stir, Donald Trump has emerged as the Republican’s front runner.  Clinton is drowning in tears of sorrow.  A horrifying nightmare has become true.  Trump is an extremely powerful man, with billions to buy roadblocks for the ailing Secretary of State.  He has limitless funds to invest in his campaign, and too many business and media contacts to count.  Trump is easily crushing Hillary Clinton’s hopes, by calling in favors from all over the country.

Sure he’s radical, loud, and racist, but some agree- Donald Trump is the best deal maker in the world.