Britney Spears Ends Dad Conservatorship Control

Kevin Federline’s life is all Brady-ish with his new wife, and baby.  Madonna’s wanna- be still struggles to find true love despite her musical genius.  The Intimate Britney Spears was devastated when Justin Timberlake married Jessica Biel.  She was lost in a fairy tale of their reconciliation.

Brit was popping bottles with Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan when she met Adnan Ghalib.  She told friends he could eat a mean cootie cat, and he always had the best coke in town.  With Adnan, she stayed high, happy, and skinny.  Showbiz executives eventually had him jailed.  He was slapped under mysterious probation terms that dampened the showmance.  Britney was lonely, reclusive, and depressed.  Insiders secretly paid Jason Trawick to thrust himself in the fire of the limelight.  An escort gig led to real love.  Britney was certain she’d achieved a healthy romance.  Jason was handsome, faithful, and unbothered my the media’s attention.  Jason loved her kids, and respected her Hollyweird hustle.  He ditched his ‘agent’ role to be Britney’s man.  They eventually even got engaged, and stayed engaged for 3 years.  Hollywood laughed when it didn’t work.

“Britney had a lot of issues with Jason doing his own thing – in business and seeing his friends,” somebody told People.   “In her perfect world he would have been home with her twenty-four/seven, so that was a point of contention; something they were always working on.” 

Another source of tension? Kids. “Britney wants to grow her family,” says a source close to the couple. “Jason loves her boys but he is not in a place to have his own.” 

David Lucado hit it next.  She knew he was a womanizer, but never imagined he’d cheat on HER.  Brit’s team dropped millions to prevent video of Lucado twerking with another woman.  The last thing she needs is a bitch trying to gain publicity from smashing her man.  Lucado is supposedly devastated- not by the breakup, but by his disgust with living a normal life.

Britney Spears does have poor hygiene, and a social awkwardness, but what’s preventing her from finding true love?  Brit is a 33 year old woman, mom, and international goddess.  Fans want to know- why Jamie Spears has so much control over her personal decisions?  Okay, so Spears has endured her share of suffering from success.  She’s actually done a decent job of balancing this life.  Most folks on Britney Spears level, are dead, on dope, in jail, or riddled with bad plastic surgery #NoLindsayLohan.  Jamie Spears is clearly the reason Britney can’t live her life.  We’re entitled to mistakes.  Britney Spears is Jamie’s only means of income.  He’s over EVERY aspect of her life.  He surrounds her with snitching bodyguards, and discreet cameras.  Britney Spears is NOT crazy.  A crazy mofo could never endure the weight of being a SUPER star for 33 years. The streets are whispering…