Bruce Jenner Plans Booty Surgery

“Honestly, I have no idea what he’s doing,” Brody Jenner tried explaining to In Touch. “I talk to him every day, but we don’t talk about the rumors in the press.”  He defended his daddy  like a Kardashian whore never would.  “It’s his business, so leave him the Fu^&  alone.  He’s living his life and he’s extremely happy.”

We hate that the media is picking on Bruce Jenner too.  Where do you think the Jenner kids got the striking good looks, and perfect bodies?  There’s nothing wrong with a dude wearing earrings, or a manicure.  Can someone explain the long hair, and thick man boobs?

Hollyweird not only has potent drugs, and perfect weather.  This is the place where you’re encouraged to free your inner soul.  So is Kris Jenner ex husband morphing into Farrah Fawcett, or nah?  As if picking up a nasty cigarette habit isn’t enough to embarrass Kylie Jenner, we heard he’s getting ass shots next.  Kendall Jenner is so busy chasing modeling super stardom, she could care less.  Paparazzi have already spotted him with hot pink gel nails, and Spanx shape support.

Kris Jenner has intentionally ruined Bruce Jenner’s reputation with reality fame.  Forcing his kids to ditch education for fame, and black guys is NOT cool.  Jenner, an Olympic hero, is building his confidence post divorce.  Sources claim the transformation will continue in the near future with the fat transfer to booty procedure.  It was actually Kris’ suggestion, just as she suggested Khloe Kardashian’s nose job at 9 years old.  Now that they’re divorced, he’s committed to infuriating his family.