Cameron Diaz Lesbian Lover Revealed

If you’re seeking another reason to hate that you love Cameron Diaz– she’s a lesbian.  Being Snoop Dogg’s blonde bestie, a Hollywood A- List banger, and Diddy’s side chick isn’t enough.

Bravo’s Andy Cohen is like a young, white, Oprah.  He choked it from the gorgeous beeyotch without touching her.  “Yes, I have been with a  lady” she admitted, when asked if she was a sushi eater.  Of course, you are not surprised.  Diaz was just drunk, skinny dipping, the other day on an all girls vacation.  Cameron had Cheryl Cole masturbating on Twitter one night.  Who can forget her kitty smashing scene with Christina Applegate in Sweetest Thing?

Diaz is super successful, so quite naturally, her celebrity ex boyfriend list is longer than I-10.  The list includes A-Rod, Adam Levine, Jared Leto, and Justin Timberlake.  She never revealed the names of her lesbian flings.  We bought a Kush sack for a Holly’weirdo’.  After a few puffs, they told us everything.

The Kush addict is adamant that Drew Barrymore broke her lesbian virginity! Drew is a married mom now, but admitted to forking more Hollywood women than George Clooney back in the day.  They’ve known each other since teenagers.  Barrymore confessed, “we spent every waking moment together for months, and years.”  Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz is afraid to come from the closet.

“I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but that doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman.”  Whatever Cam.  You’re not married, and you don’t have kids, because you’re gay.