Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher – Youngest Kabbalah Member Of All Time

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have ice feet about getting married, but Wyatt is the cutest thing ever.  Although she’s a few weeks old, insiders say Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher is sporting a tiny red string around her wittle wrist.  The red wrist string is primarily used in the Kabbalah religion to ward off evil spirits.  In coordinates with the religion, grandparents and close family members were not allowed to see Wyatt until the other day.  Nobody was allowed near baby Wyatt, but family members didn’t even find it weird. “It’s…

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The Big Fight That Ruined Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Engagement

Demi Moore reluctantly signed divorce papers to free Ashton Kutcher.  Mila Kunis wants us to forget that Ashton is a tweeting cheater, but maybe remarrying will change him. They participated in her brother’s wedding, so now Mila  is demanding Ashton put a ring on it immediately. Michael Kunis married Alexandra Blacker in Florida, and you know Kutcher’s goofy ass was thirsty to be apart of the ceremony.  He blessed the newlyweds with a 10 day Honeymoon to Australia.  Everybody was super stoked because the wedding was around the same time…

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