Blake Shelton Smashing Another Female Musician Already

Blake Shelton had fallen out of love long before Miranda Lambert’s gastric bypass surgery.  His ego is bigger than Precious, and he still reigns The Voice favorite judge.  The drunken cowboy has sampled every type of pie in Hollywood, but just like Robert Pattinson, Shelton wants some choolate in his life.  Can you blame him? The happily divorced, Grand Ole Opry reject, got extremely candid about his guest judge Rihanna while promoting  the show with Access Hollywood “I was amazed by Rihanna. She is so funny… and she’s crazy about…

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Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert Divorce Certain

“All hell broke loose.  Blake said he wanted Miranda to be pregnant by their 3rd wedding anniversary in May.  He’s sick of waiting.  He said if Miranda was a good wife, she’d give him a baby.  Miranda shot back, ‘No way- Not after losing all this weight.’” Now Miranda Lambert’s suspect J-Hud ish weight loss is all starting to make sense.  It’s official, she’s getting divorced in 2014.  Blake Shelton has ruined the best thing that has ever happened to him.  Shelton’s elephantine ego from The Voice success has erupted…

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Proof That Drunk People Run In Miranda Lambert Family

It’s no big secret that Blake Shelton is a hard partying drunk.  We love when he takes vodka shots while he tweets.  Shelton’s drinking is the subject of on set jokes where he’s a judge on The Voice.  Miranda Lambert is no angel.  Country insiders say to lose the weight she backed off beer, but picked up rum. Miranda hasn’t necessarily supported her family’s obsession with swimming in a  pool filled with liquor, but she does not want to lose Blake.  He was caught flirting with Kim Kardashian.  Blake Shelton…

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