Khloe Secretly Begging OJ Simpson To Take A Paternity Test

Khloe Kardashian has been acting bad every since she got fat transfer to enhance the size of her booty.  Basking in the glow of Lamar Odom’s overdose, Khloe has also been promoting her new book, Strong Looks Better Naked.    The Kardashian clan stopped by Lamar’s hospital bed before dropping $2 million on a roaring 60s party for Kris Jenner.  Behind her new booty, blonde hair, and glistening smile, Khloe Kardashian is a wreck.  She’s more depressed than Robert Kardashian Jr.  Kokes is haunted by the identity of her biological…

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OJ Daughter Khloe Kardashian Milks Lamar Odom Overdose For Ratings Fans and Money

The only Kardashian truly  mourning Lamar Odom, is Robert Kardashian Jr.  He’s the only sibling unaffected by celebrity.  He deliberately dodges headlines.  Rob loves L.O. like a brother.  The athlete cock addicts, and rap groupie sisters, only love the limelight.  That’s why they’re at Lammy’s bedside.  Kris Jenner programmed the girls to follow the light.  Kim did not cry when Bruce Jenner died.  When Lamar’s best friend Jamie died, Kendall didn’t take a modeling break.  When French Montana’s boy, Chinx Drugz, got smoked- Kylie Jenner was busy smoking Tyga’s hookah.…

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Jay Z Refuses Kimye Best Man Offer

North West has never worn the same thing twice.  Kanye West is Hollyweird’s biggest prick.  He shopped the sale rack at Paris Fashion Week, and Jay-Z refused to be his best man.  While Yeezus hoped Kim Kardashian would heighten his career, she’s destroyed it.  Reggie Bush got her best years.   Khloe Kardashian is the hottest sister, if Kylie Jenner goes to college. As if he gives a damn about Trayvon Martin, Kanye wore a hoodie to visit a Braziian slum.  We’re uncertain if he was shopping for a ‘natural’…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Khloe Kardashian Officially Divorces Lamar Odom

Maybe it was the Cali crack.  It could have been the trashy strippers.  Some say it was a secret gay relationship with his best friend, Jamie.  We regretfully inform you, Khloe Kardashian has officially filed for divorce from Lamar Odom. While some saw it coming a mile away, most of us are saddened by news of the Unbreakable couple’s showmance departure.  Rumors of Lamar’s alleged crack mistresses, Khloe’s infertile womb, and Kris Jenner’s show cancellation ruined our favorite couple. TMZ has a pipe up Hollywood’s buns: Khloe Kardashian has just filed…

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Lamar Odom On The DL – Khloe Kardashian Baby Thirst – Rap Video Tell All

With friends like Jamie, who needs enemies?  Adding a loogie to your caramel mocha frappuccino, a recent video of  Lamar Odom rapping like he’s Yeezus has leaked.  This is disgusting…especially considering the preparation it takes for the taping of  season 3  of  Khloe& Lamar , and his supposed NBA comeback. Watch Khloe keep losing weight,  forking The Game and taking freaking selfies to mask her pain.  She’s embarrassed, but willing to make the sacrifice to maintain her showmance status.  If you listen carefully, Lamar brags about being on the ‘DL’, and…

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Why Is Kendall Jenner Mad At Kim Kardashian?

Insecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self.  Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’  Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…

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Lakers Phil Jackson Admits The Kardashian Family Ruined Lamar Odom (VIDEO)

Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids.  Jackson sees his players as his very own children.  He (along with the rest of  Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him.  His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end.  Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Never Separated- Kris Jenner Still Winning

The Hollyweird Times was the first to tell you Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom were secretly filming a new season of their show.  Thank God for social media, because investigative cameras busted the duo canoodling.  YES!  Paparazzi spotted Khlomar turning up TOGETHER! RumorFix: Although Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom arrived separately at Kanye West’s concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, it looks like they spent the night together. In photos uploaded to the social sharing site, BuzzSky, the NBA player is seen with the entire Kardashian clan in the VIP…

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