OWN Supports Wife Beater #DeionsFamilyPlaybook

In 2012 Hollyweird assumed Pilar Sanders went Amanda Bynes.  She accused then husband, Deion Sanders, of having an affair with BabyFace ex-wife, Tracey Edmonds.  Tracey, is just as whorish  as Kylie Jenner.  She dismissed the claims.  “I am shocked to learn that PILAR is trying to drag me and my employees through her prenuptial dispute. I cannot understand why she continues to create public issues out of her private life issues and feel very sorry for their children,”Tracey lied.   Today,  Deion’s Family Playbook With Deion Sanders & Tracey Edmonds…

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Western Washington Vampire University

“How do we make sure that in the future, we are not as white, as we are today?”  Hip Hop trust fund kids were shocked when reading the campus daily newsletter.  President Bruce Shepard of Western Washington University isn’t afraid of Ebola.  He feels horrible for  Mike Brown, and Trayvon Martin’s family.  Bruce Shepard loves Barack, and even took a course in learning to Dougie.   The university is so white, they had to install Tom Ford medal detectors.  We know a skater who admits receiving free prescription medication from a student…

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Child Rapist Raped Stitched By Medics and Re-Raped By 20 Prisoners

A Brazilian Jujitsu instructor by the name of Daryell Dickson Menenzes Xavier gave himself up to the authorities and confessed to sexually assaulting and murdering his own son at the mere age of twelve months old. He was then incarcerated in a Taguatinga prison for thirty days to await his trial for the disgusting crime. However, word of what Daryell had done quickly spread through the prison, and apparently his fellow inmates weren’t very impressed with his actions. In a sort of triumphant vigilante mission, a gang of 20 prisoners…

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Help Us Find Relisha Rudd

Relisha Rudd has been missing for over 8 months.  She has family that’s begging for any information, and tips leading to her safe return. Wsa9- The nightmare started in March, when police say Relisha was with Kahlil Tatum, the janitor at DC General where Relisha and her family had been living. Relisha’s mother says she asked Tatum to take care of her daughter. Police say video taken from the Holiday Inn on Bladensburg Road was the last time Relisha was seen alive, with Tatum. It would be weeks before anyone…

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Karrueche Tran Parties With Kim Kardashian & Amber Rose – Photos – Breezy Said These Hoes Ain’t Loyal

Karrueche Tran is shimmying her hood, Vietnam, cakes clean up Hollyweird’s pecking order.  Kim Kardashian, and her arch enemy, Amber Rose, share the same birthday.  Kris Jenner paid the press to document Kim’s moments, and make her life look exciting.  We heard the Tao party was bunk.  Kim didn’t greet fans, or even dance.  Yeezus spent all night on the telephone. Miss Amber Rose party was quite the opposite.  Everybody rocked out to great music, mingled, and laughed into the very wee hours of the next morning.  Nobody was forced,…

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Alvin Cross Jr Sent His PO Text For Weed

Alvin Cross Jr sent his probation officer a text stating:  You have some weed?  Requesting weed from your PO isn’t so bad right?  You can just lie, and say you let your little cousin use your phone.  Cross forked up big time, because he coincidentally had a bag of cocaine in the 5th pocket of his Levis.  The probation officer notified the police.  The cops issued a search warrant.  Alvin will be eating man meat in Albany’s prison for dope possession for another year. Is this a case of smart…

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Anthony Geary Fired From General Hospital

Anthony Geary is taking an extended vacation from General Hospital.  It has nothing to do with his broken back.  Before Geary fell off the cliff in Aculpulco, he’d already been whining to producers about utilizing his escape clause.  He’d rather undergo spinal surgery again, than succumb to the wack ass story lines GH is forcing down his throat.  He threatened to pack up all his g strings, and head back to Amsterdam.  Show producers slid him some kinky perks.  That’s why Geary was given more presence on the show.  Geary…

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Britney Spears Busted Sneaking To Audition For #JoanRiversMovie Photo

We’re trying to give Melissa Rivers time to heal.  Shhh, but Showbiz executives are scuffling to obtain the rights to the official Joan Rivers movie.  Networks, and production studios are in an all out bidding war to tell the Joan Rivers story.  They’ve began hosting auditions.  You know Hollyweird’s kiddos who endured the most sexual fondling, auditioned first.  Check out Britney Spears sauntering into some movie director’s office.  Note how she’s sporting her best freak em dress.

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Tina Knowles Reveals Divorce Secrets Growing Up Poor And Finding Love Again Video

All we know about Miss Tina is that she does hair, and is the thick yella bone who gave birth to Queen B.  Why did she forgive Matt for Kelly Rowland?  Does she ever get to see Blue Ivy?  Why did Solange Knowles put them paws on Jay Z? Since Beyonce snatched the Michael Jackson Vanguard Award, they chose Yonce momma to speak at the Texas Women’s Empowerment Foundation 8th Annual Women & Money Leadership luncheon.  Either Miss Tina was filled with Tequila, or just felt like clearing her chest.  Tina…

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5 Things Ray Rice Can Do To Save His Career

  Poor Ray Rice.  He thought he’d get away with sterRoid Raging on his wife, Janay.  Is the media guilty for  assassinating the character of the NFL star?  Janay Rice thinks so.  She expressed her distress from embarrassment. “I woke up this morning feeling like I had a horrible nightmare, feeling like I’m mourning the death of my closest friend,” Janay Rice wrote. “But to have to accept the fact that it’s reality is a nightmare in itself. No one knows the pain that [the] media & unwanted options from…

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Kate Middleton Mom Too Good For Old Friends

Carole Middleton encouraged her daughters’ social climbing like Kris Jenner.  Her ass is weighing heavy on her shoulders, now that she’s Prince George of Cambridge royal granny.  The family business is popping.  Carole even took a Ciroc shot, and bong hit with Queen Elizabeth.  That likely explains why Joanne Callen, her close cousin, hasn’t seen her, or Kate, since the wedding. Joannne  and Kate Middleton were raised as siblings, and playmates.  Their families shared holidays, and Carole referred to Callen as her ‘god daughter’.  Prince William was poochie whipped.  Pippa Middleton’s…

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BMW i8 Cost $1 Million And Has A Year Long Wait List – So How Did This Ratchet Inglewood Chic Get One?

  BMW has sold out of its i8 supercar just two weeks after deliveries started, with new buyers now being told they’ll have to wait up to 10 months to get their hands on this $95,000 coochie machine.   One of our weirdos from Inglewood, California felt it was a great investment.  Quit your day jobs, follow your dreams, and follow us on Twitter. Hollywood Times @HollyweirdTimes Entertainment Journalist giving you the dirt, DOGGYSTYLE about celebrities I really love. FOLLOW me or HIRE me…until they start paying me hush money…  

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