WTF was Ashlee Simpson thinking when she asked her monster-n-law, Diana Ross, to assist with the wedding nuptials? She loves Evan Ross, but she’s ready to slap the piss from his Moma! Rumors claim Diana is insisting they have the wedding in her old, possum drenched mansion in boring Greenwich Connecticut. Jessica Simpson’s baby sister was hoping for a tropical setting like Cali, or Hawaii. The hurricane on the way home from the beauty shop is this: Diana is threatening to sing at the wedding. Who wants to hear her rickety version of ‘Endless Love’? One thing is for certain. Diana Ross will absolutely be wearing a dress that reveals her juicy figure, and a big long nappy wig. Who will check her?