Turn the volume down on your computer. Make sure nobody is looking. Kate Upton just released pictures of her new calendar. Oh Lawd, please have mercy on us? All props to 3am.co.uk, we love and appreciate you for the exclusive!
The only guy dumb enough to think he can have this to himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, doesn’t stand a chance against our disgusting imaginations. Christmas came early this year ladies and gents. Feast your eyes, on the ONE, the ONLY…Kate Upton.
God Bless America!
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