Kimye Broke After Wedding

Kris Jenner’s political connects say Kim Kardashian will marry Kanye West late May in Paris.   At first, Kim was trying to compete with Kate Middleton, and have the wedding of the century.  Now she’s all like, “As we’re going along we’re realizing that we just want it to be more small and intimate than people are imagining.”

Don’t be fooled.  All those designer clothes are given to Kim. Could the change of heart have anything to do with Kanye’s weak ticket sales?  Ye booked a Kansas City show.  The venue can hold 19,000 people, but less than 5,000 purchased tickets.  Kris Jenner’s show was cancelled.  Or maybe it’s Kim’s fault.  Afterall, KUWTK viewership is at an all time low.  Sources say the Kardashians are losing a million viewers per episode.  We personally, want to Keep Up With Kylie & Kendall Jenner.  

Yeezus is so dumb, he reportedly spends over $250,000.00 a month on Kim’s physical appearance.  You can make porky the pig gorgy, for that sort of dough.  At the day’s end- Kimye has more cash leaving out, than they have coming in. Kim wanted another dream wedding, and Kanye will deliver.  This wedding just won’t have nothing on Michael Strahan’s ceremony with Eddie Murphy’s ex, Nicole.