Linda Evangelista Weight Gain Nightmare

Nothing satisfies the soul more than watching a gorgeous super model, turn into a fat regular chic.  Snobby aristocrats nearly fainted when Linda Evangelista stepped on Milan’s Fashion Week red carpet. She looked good, but just a bit older.  Her expanding waistline was a far cry from the dime piece Gerald Marie married.   “We don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day,” is what she repeatedly told Steven Meisel.  These days, she won’t wake up for less than 10,000 Pink’s Hotdogs a day.

The Vogue super model, and fashion icon, is a fat baby momma now.  She was embarrassed  by Augie at first.  When Salma Hayek got married, and had her daughter- Linda jumped her butterball built ass out the closet.  Turns out, Salma’s billionaire Boo, Francois – Henri Pinault, is Augustin’s daddy.  Is beauty a double edged sword?  Despite Linda Evangelisa’s fat booty, and refusal to get plastic surgery, she is the vintage ‘face’ of Dolce & Gabbana’s new make-up range – the Perfect Reveal Lift Foundation and Sheer Radiance Make Up Base.

Dolce & Gabbana Perfect Reveal Lift Foundation and The Primer: Sheer Radiance Make Up Base are available exclusively from harrods.com.  Wish we could afford some.

 

  • Iamterrificandyou?

    Still more beautiful than 99.9% of the population- and a billion times beter than Kendull & crew.

  • Mary Jo Buis-Urquhart

    She was a bully in high school. ..mean mean girl…struggling with weight may be a humbling experience but I doubt it